Hei, ho, ho, ho!Inguva iyoyo yegore zvakare, apo dzimba dzakashongedzwa uye miti yeKisimusi inobatidzwa sesekuru vakadhakwa paManheru eGore Idzva.Hongu, Krisimasi inofadza zvakadini!
Zvino, tisati tatanga, regai nditaure izvi: Kana iwe uri mumwe weavo vanhu vanoisa kushongedzwa kweKisimusi muna Mbudzi, unofanirwa kudzikama.Ndinoreva, zvakakomba, iwe unopa Thanksgiving mukana?Usati washongedza imba yako saClark Griswold, rega turkey itore nzvimbo.
Nezvose zvakataurwa, ngatitaure pamusoro pechikonzero chaicho chemwaka: zvipo.Ndinoreva, chokwadi, kuberekwa kwaJesu nezvose zvakakosha zvakare, asi ngative vakatendeseka, isu tiri mazviri kuitira zvakapambwa.Ini handizive nezvako, asi runyoro rwangu rweKisimusi rwakarebesa kupfuura runyoro rwaSanta.Ndanga ndichidonhedza mafiro kushamwari dzangu nemhuri kunge hakuna mangwana uye kana vakasaiwana vane marasha ari serious mumasokisi avo.
Tichitaura nezvemasokisi, tingataure here nezvekuti zvinokatyamadza kuti tinozviturika pachoto tozvizadza nezvisina basa?Ndinoreva, ndiani akauya nepfungwa iyi?"Hei, ngatitore sokisi yakare inonhuwa toiisa nezvihwitsi nezvimatoyi zvidiki, inozova tsika huru yeKisimusi!"Hameno, asi hey, handisi kunyunyuta.Ini ndinoda kufamba nemasokisi angu paKisimusi mangwanani uye nekuwana marudzi ese ezvinonaka.Zvakafanana nekuvhima pfuma, asi netinsel yakawanda.
Zvino, ngatitaure nezvemurume mukuru: Santa Claus.Ndine mibvunzo kune mudhara anoseka uyu.Kutanga, anoisa sei zvipo zvose izvi muchiredhi?Akarova sei imba imwe neimwe husiku?Ndichireva kuti pandaiita zvemanomano zvaindiomera kurova imba yese yaiva pabhuroko rangu, uye ndakanga ndisina kana kutakura saga rizere matoyi.Santa aifanira kushanda mamwe mashiripiti akakomba kuti abvise izvi.
Ngatisakanganwe chikamu chakakosha cheKisimusi: chikafu.Handizive nezvako, asi ndinoronga kudya huremu hwangu mumakuki uye eggnog ino nguva yezororo.Ndinoreva, inguva chete yegore paunogona kuwana dessert yemangwanani, masikati, uye kudya kwemanheru.Nenguva iyo Gore Idzva rinotenderera, ndinenge ndichifamba-famba senge turkey yakafukidzwa, uye handina kukwanisa kubvuma zvimwe.
Saka, patiri kupeta zvinhu pano, ndinongoda kukushuvirai Merry Kisimusi.Kunyangwe uine misikanzwa kana yakanaka, ndinovimba Santa anokuunzira zvese zvawagara uchida.Rangarira, izvi hazvisi zvezvipo, zvekushongedza, kana chikafu.Ndezvekupedza nguva nevaunoda uye kuparadzira mufaro nekupembera.Saka buda kunze uko uye uite dzimwe ndangariro dzinogara kwehupenyu hwese.Kana zvimwe zvose zvikakundikana, yeuka mashoko asingafi aKevin McAllister: “Krisimisi inofadza, imi mhuka dzine tsvina!”
Nguva yekutumira: Zvita-25-2023